Hard At Work…
…on the next books in the DESTROYERMEN series!
In Fact, #4, DESTROYERMEN: DISTANT THUNDERS is practically complete and I think everyone will be pleased. I sure got a kick out of it!
There are a few little details I need to tweak, but I’m anxious to take a week or so off before I start the NEXT book in the series . . . Here it is!!! . . . DESTROYERMEN: RISING TIDES.
I continue to appreciate all your nice notes and comments! I’m afraid some of them have been taking me longer than usual to respond to, and I apologize. Now, slightly relieved of one looming deadline, I might begin to get back to you more quickly again.
I have been so busy if fact, I have only now been able to devote a few moments to announcing the Winner of the increasingly “Semi-Quarterly,” but no less prestigious “Order of Darwinian Delight.” I’m still having a few issues with posting the submissions, but after much thought, careful consideration, some votes, and meticulous scrutiny of the rules–as well as possible applicability–
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The first runner up is Aaron Wehr with his Coconut Crab Tanks.This was a fascinating scheme that incorporated the–indigenous to the region–giant coconut crabs. You can read all about them in a posting below. The only two problems I had with them was the “power to weight” ratio and, well, biddability. Say they had developed a rudimentary intelligence, maybe something like a goat. (I think goats sprang to mind because goats and crabs share a voraciously omnivorous nature). This thought in itself may have adversely influenced my ultimate decision. Having once HAD goats, I despise them intensely and cannot imagine them ever being of any use, whatsoever, under Heaven. I don’t know how many times I had to go cut their stupid heads out of the fence. One actually got his head stuck through the fence, then BACK through the fence. Add their propensity to jump up and down on my old truck, and I may have been prejudiced. Anyway, there are some scientific issues at play as well. If anyone disagrees, please feel free to comment!
That leaves:
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Eben Bradstreet and his “Whooly Titans” as the winner of the Order of Darwinian Delight!
Yes, Eben Bradstreet and his “Whooly Titans” may now join Tiki the Fox and his “Killer Kudzu” in the fabled pantheon of “Great Thinkers” (or is it drinkers?) and, like Tiki, to prominently wear the Honorable Order of Darwinian Delight for all to see! This noble decoration consists of an alligator tooth wired to, and swaying tastefully beneath, a large, horizontal chicken femur! (Add ribbons to taste). If I use your idea, you will be informed and acknowledged.
For those interested in participating, read further down for the “rules.”
Thanks again, and keep the letters coming! I’m sure I have the best (and smartest) “fans” any writer could hope for!

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DARWIN
The Wolly Titan
Ranging across the northern half of the Asian continent, the wolly titan is easily one of the largest land animals in the world (and also, probably, one of the dumbest). Descended from the sauropods of old, the wolly titan gains its name from its thick coat of gray downy feathers, which it evolved to help it survive in the frigged northern weather. Like others of its kind, it has a long, whip-like tail, but its neck is only half the length one might expect, supporting a wide-flat head.
The animal spends much of its time grazing on the grasses that blanket its environment. When snow is on the ground it uses its shovel-like head to great effect: digging up great mouthfuls of food through the frozen layers.
Wolly Titans travel in small herds, and have no natural predators.
Eben,
This ALMOST falls into the category of “let’s don’t talk about it here,” but actually, it almost stands to reason. “Brontasarries” exist, which implies larger, similar animals on larger land masses. . . And they would have evolved to suit their climate. Your “shovel head” idea is pretty cool. Good to hear from you!
Taylor
You’ll have to elaborate on the “let’s don’t talk about it here” statement. I’m not sure what that means/implies? Was there something I missed in the rules?
If it’s something spoiler-related, feel free to email me.
Nah. I’ve just been thinking about some beasties along similar lines. Nothing “in the can.” If I do use similar beasties, I’ll be happy to share the inspiration. Like I said–almost stands to reason! As I’ve said before, the possibilities for fauna (or flora) are virtually unlimited given the hostile seas and the relative difficulties for species disemination. The “Wooly Titan” is duly entered into the fray!
Taylor
Great minds think alike! It’s kind of eerie, actually, because before I read the third book, I had considered submitting a subspecies of Grik that was more peaceful than the standard variety.
You c …
Great minds think alike! It’s kind of eerie, actually, because before I read the third book, I had considered submitting a subspecies of Grik that was more peaceful than the standard variety.
You can imagine my surprise when I dug through Maelstrom!
At this point, I’m hesitant to submit any other ideas, for fear of ruining the next book for myself!
(apologies to any that might have been spoiled by this post)
By far one of the best series I’ve read and hard to pull awat from once you start reading. The detail, description, and emotion makes it feel as if you are there. I definitely look forward to the next installment in the series.
My idea of “Crab Tanks” is based on the giant coconut crab that is found in the Indian Ocean and Phillipenes, the exact place where your books take place. That is an amazing coencodence, so I am glad that that worked out.
A situation in the discovery of said crab, is that when a group is sent to the island to retreive the sub, they see this enormous crab on it, near it, how ever you want it really. The giant coconut crab has nick names being the robber crab or palm theif because they tend to steal shiny things from people’s yards. The sub could be shiny, attracting it. The crab is unique as to the fact that it has a sence of smell. This could allow the easy capture of the crab if the destroyermen could find a way to make an anithstethia, like on king kong, only a little toned down. They could then use the crab as a tank because of its enormous size and strenth, and the fact that it has its own armour. (not that a little steal from the wrecked Amagi or Mahan would’nt help). They could also mount cannon on them, if they are big enough or a smaller mortar type thing if that sounds interesting.
The crab has its size because it likes to use the ‘hairs’ on coconuts as its nesting material. they are able to wrap up around a coconut and crush it almost effortlessly. A darwinist reason to the growth of the crab over the 65 million years could be that the trees that were larger were creating their seeds higher up and further up and larger, as to be the ‘fittest’. But the larger crabs could survive because they could still harvest these large coconuts. This could theoretically throw the two organisms into a spiraling conundrum, where the trees keep growing and the crabs keep growing to compensate.
The crabs wouldn’t be especially hard to feed either because they are omnivores. They eat coconuts, fruit, and dead animals. The dead animals wouldn’t be hard to supply, because of the abundance of dead grik at Baalkapan. They could also find fruit in the jungle ect.
(please excuse my spelling)
Good idea, Aaron. I’m doing a series about the Connecticut class battleships.
The pre-dreadnoughts that were scrapped under the Washington Naval Treaty
on our timeline. However, I’m debating whether to have the tarsier, a prosimian
found in the Philippines and Indonesia, or Australopithecus, one of our early
pre-human ancestors, which lived three million years ago. Right now, the
villain is either spinosaurus, an African dinosaur, or Megalania, a giant monitor
lizard, indigenous to Australia.
Hi Taylor. I am a 23 year veteran “Destroyerman” in Canada’s navy, currently serving aboard HMCS ATHABASKAN. I have just finished “Into the Storm” and enjoyed it thoroughly. The interaction of the crew aboard USS WALKER seemed spot on to me. Only a couple of small things struck me as out of place, and that is likely the differences in time and space between my navy and that of the characters. The chase in the early chapters of the book literally had me holding my breath! Brilliant stuff that! I’ll be picking up the next book shortly. Thanks for the entertainment!
Art Forward
Art, I had an uncle who was a destroyerman. He served on a destroyer in the
’50s, and escorted Queen Elizabeth II through the St. Lawrence Seaway. He was
the gunnery officer. Taylor’s done a good job so far.
Hi Blair:
I agree, he’s done a great job of creating a distinct atmosphere.
QE impinged into my life today as the Canadian Navy was presented with a new Queen’s Colour by her Canadian representative, the Governor General. I spent the day on parade at the Garrison Grounds in Halifax NS.
I’m enjoying the second Destroyermen book, I’ve just weathered the Strakka!
hi, i am a big fan of the series , really happy that they are going to continue, hope you come to India some day for book signing.
what is the date (in there time line ie june 1942?) can you tell use what year the new book will be.. just kinding. i’m realy looking forward to book 4.
Hello Art! Glad you’re enjoying the series! Your navy had a few four-stackers too! It’s always great to hear from destroyermen from any navy! Thanks for your service to your country and your friendship with ours!
Taylor
I’m very glad you like it. Having never been, I’d dearly love to visit India some day. Maybe!!! I’m considering a trip to Australia next summer for the WorlCon to be held there.
Taylor
Art, I just finished the first book. I heard that the second book’s coming out in paperback in November. I’ll probably get it then. Chuck, the pilot who was rescued in at the beginning of the first book, was redshirted in a sword fight
with the Grik.
I’ve never been to Australia either. I’d love to go some time.
Excellent! Everything is going according to plan… MUHAHA… ehm.
Thanks for the award, and I’m REALLY looking forward to Distant Thunders. Any rough estimates on when we can expect to see it on the shelves?
You’re welcome. I’ve only read Into The Storm. Good book. I heard that Crusade
will be out in paperback in November. Can’t wait to read it.
The armored fish of the Devonian, Dunklosteus, and Materpicis, were huge by
today’s standards Dunkleosteus was the size, and weight, of a school bus.
I agree. I’ve seen a full scale Dunk at a museum–they’re on of my favorite marine animals next to Eurypterids and the Cambrian period Anomalocaris.
Flasher Fish Comment:
The flasher fish in the series seem a little too prolific and too voracious in the story almost to the point that it would seem that nothing could possible live in the ocean. I like the meaning behind them–that the ocean is scary dangerous place and they’re pretty useful way of disposing carnage. The fact they exist, the should supplant all predators in the water, sharks for that matter should be exinct.
Plot twist comments:
Awesome plot twists, I won’t spoil anything for other readers but I love your use that not everything that is planned works out. The villians are wonderful. I can’t wait to see what happens in your fourth book!
Ever hear of fish called Materpicis and Dunkleosreus? They were around in the
Devonian. Materpicis was found near Australia and Dunkleosteus was found in
the Atlantic at that time. Dunkleosteus and Materpicis were armored fish. Dunkleosteus, according to the Animal Planet series Animal Armageddon, weighed over a ton and was the size of a school bus. Could you imagine the
crew of the Walker coming against fish like those? Then there’s the Alligator
Gar, which can reach up to ten feet in length. They’re also armored fish and
don’t forget about the fish of the Amazon. Some of them are downright scary.
Dunkeosteus and Materpiscis were Placoderms from the Devonian period and went completly extinct during the Devonian extinction event. I wouldn’t be so worried about a Materpiscis as it was considered to eat shellfish but wandering into a Dunkeosteus would be a fascinating and terrifying event. However the seas of the Cretacious had some really nasty beasts like the bony fish Xiphactinus, the giant squids Tusoteuthis longa and Niobrarateuthis walkeri not to mention the reptiles that existed in the seas.
My point is not that the oceans were certainly an interesting place to see if we could but certainly not a place were you’d get evicerated the second you stuck your toe in the water. I’d think the ocean would be just flasher fish at that point.
Hey Brian. Thanks for the nice words about plot twists. I wrote the story about people–of different sorts–and people screw up. Even Matt screws up. As to the flashies, they are a device of sorts, but they are not necessarily universal–as you will see. They’ve done pretty well in the relatively shallow seas within the Malay barrier but what of other places? I’ve dropped a few hints already. Of course, even Piranha coexist with other species. Take care and thanks for the note!
Taylor
I see. I was just saying that the armored fish of the Devonian could be very fierce and the same is true of the other fish I mentioned.
Now could you imagine the crew of the Walker trying to deal with those? According to Animal Planet’s Animal Armageddon, they had an extremely bad
attitude.
I know. Dunkelosteus could probably have eaten the Walker. Last night, on Monster Quest, the first show was about a giant octopus that supposedly washed up on a beach in Florida back in 1896. Since then, there’s been some
controversy as to what it actually is. Some people believe that it’s a giant octopus. The majority opinion, since 1896, has been that it’s whale blubber.
Megalodon, a giant shark from the Cretaceous and later, is only known through its teeth. It may, or may not, be extinct. That shark actually ate whales.
Ok
just wanted to pipe up and say hey.
just reread the trilogy which is why i bought them in hardcover.paperbacks dont hold up to alot of rereads.
EAGERLY awaiting the next 3 from you 2010 is going to be a nice year as far as my”readingtainment”is concerned.
cant wait to pictue”walker II”
and if a screen play was bought to life id not wait for the dvd lol id get to the theater on release day.
eric is right this book would make a movie on par with lord of the rings…but they would probaly toatly destroy(no pun intended) it a big fan egarly awating book 4
Really looking forward to the next book. I hope you drop a couple hints or tidbits to make the agony of waiting just a little more bearable.
Finally recieved #3, at page 69 now. Wonder what the kelp beds are kile in that world.